Sex line love

The above is what happens when the man on the street falls in love with the unobtainable sex line girl.

1. Noticing her presence on the shiny, bodily fluid-proof glossy paper.
2. Longing after her. How can she be mine?
3. She doesn't know you exist. She never will. Because if you call her it will be Big Mo from Eastenders, and that will cost you £2 a minute. You can't have her. You shed a tear.

I had the mispleasue of witnessing this cruel series of events, so naturally I documented them as a lesson for others.